neenavee:

I need to get laid.

oh-is-that-a-thing:

I seriously cannot stop listening to Thrift Shop by Macklemore. What can I say? It was 99 cents!

special-agent-melissa-mceagle:

have you ever been in the eagles nest alone

just you and the workers

because it is a very strange environment

oh-its-winter:

Gets a promo.

Must be following.

A. Bra size?
B. Height?
C. Body type?
D. Last time you masturbated?
E. Left or right handed? Same to masturbate?
F. Pictures or videos?
G. Straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual?
H. Favorite type of porn?
I. Any weird fetishes?
J. Biggest turn on?
K. Biggest turn off?
L. Ever let someone watch you…

herding-kittens:

funny how no one at the DNC has to pretend to like Obama

it felt like the speakers at the RNC had to choke out vaguely positive things about Romney